my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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