This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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