she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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