i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I want her autograph on my taint
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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