I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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