with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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