it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
where does the pee come out of this thing
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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