just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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