I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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