So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
And then he peed in my hair
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