did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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