He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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