We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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