am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i've created a new STD.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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