we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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