Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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