I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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