finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
