what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
