So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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