it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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