I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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