ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
