It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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