if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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