Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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