So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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