I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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