Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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