spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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