MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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