Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize