Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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