so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
is it fun? or sober?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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