i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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