respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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