they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Someone signed my nipple.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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