whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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