An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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