Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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