As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
