I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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