porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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