im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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