So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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