ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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