i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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