I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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