Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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