You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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