Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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