goodnight i made you a song goodbye
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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